gimme all ur munny hunny;;

Alice In Chains - Frogs [Unplugged]

(Source: um-pouco-amargo)

demiadejuyigbe:

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

electroego:

it is not beautiful 

it is not how you said it would be

it’s my lucky thong because it makes me money

let me see that lucky thong.

give me money.

Me (jokingly): Can you play me some Nickelback?
DJ: Did you just say Niggaback???
Me: What!? No
DJ: That would be my rapper name...

I have lucky thongs now.

But I think they only bring me luck because my pussy lips peak through..

HOW THE CYNIC FALLS IN LOVE

kaitrokowski:

When I realized I loved you 
it was not romantic 
Not flush with pink roses & wine
but rather normal 
Rather standing in line at CVS 
clutching a four pack of peanut butter cups 
& cold medicine
It was a quiet realization 
Like checking the weather I was currently standing in 
"Huh. It’s a bit warmer
than I would have guessed.” 

(via suddenly-sleep)

It’s annoying that every time my hair gets long it starts dying and doesn’t look healthy unless I cut it short

I want long, healthy hair again

centaurmeat:

mine