gimme all ur munny hunny;;
it’s my lucky thong because it makes me money
give me money.
DJ: Did you just say Niggaback???
Me: What!? No
DJ: That would be my rapper name...
I have lucky thongs now.
But I think they only bring me luck because my pussy lips peak through..
HOW THE CYNIC FALLS IN LOVE
When I realized I loved you
it was not romantic
Not flush with pink roses & wine
but rather normal
Rather standing in line at CVS
clutching a four pack of peanut butter cups
& cold medicine
It was a quiet realization
Like checking the weather I was currently standing in
"Huh. It’s a bit warmer
than I would have guessed.”
It’s annoying that every time my hair gets long it starts dying and doesn’t look healthy unless I cut it short
I want long, healthy hair again